1. Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a rooster?
A: A Cock says in the Morning - "Cockll-doodlle-doooooo", while
a blonde shouts, "Any-cock'll-doooo."
2. Q: What is the better secretary in the earth to have?
A: The one that ne er misses a period.
3. Q: What do blondes say after sex?
A: "Thanks, guys!".
4. Q: What's the difference between a blonde and The Titanic?
A: They cognize how galore men went down on The Titanic.
5. Q: What's the difference between a blonde and the Atlantic
Coast?
A: There's fewer crabs in the Atlantic.