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E-book Title: 182 Hilarious Jokes!
Author: D. Thompson
Book Description: This recently discharged eBook contains 182 screaming jokes. The Jokes are split into four some catagories; One liners, Longer Jokes, Rude Jokes and Blonde Jokes.
These jokes have been collected over a number of years especially for this book, each joke has been hand picked for this book, you wont find any bad jokes here!
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Samples:
ONE LINERS
A brain went into a pub and said, "Can I have a pint of lager please?" "No way" says the bartender "you are already out of your head".
Why don't cats like shaving? Because 9 out of 10 prefer Whiskas.
LONGER JOKES
Dispiritedly
lost, a man of affairs approaches a local in a village. 'What's the fastest
way to York?' he asks. The local scratches his head. 'Are you walking or driving?' 'I'm driving' the man replies. 'Hmmm' ponders the local. 'I'd say that's decidedly the fastest
way'.
BLONDE JOKES
(apologies to any blondes reading!)
A young brunette goes into the doctor's office and says that her body hurts where
she touches it.
"Impossible," says the doctor. "Show me."
She takes her finger and pushes her elbow and screams in agony. She pushes her knee and screams, pushes her ankle joint and screams. Everyplace she touches does her scream.
The doctor says, "You're not actually a brunette, are you?"
She says, "No, I'm actually a blonde".
"I thought so," he says. "You have a broken finger."
RUDE JOKES
(not for children!)
Did you hear simply about the gay magician? He nonexistent
with a poof.
They are simply five of the 182 jokes you wish recieve.
These are great jokes to use on your friends down the pub, or impress your parents with over dinner!
Dont hesitate to buy, 100% laughter GUARANTEED!
Remember, this E-Book comes with FULL RE-SALE RIGHTS!
Meaning once you buy this product you can re-sell it as galore times as you like and support 100% of the profits!More... | 
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