Wouldn't it be good if every time you began your radio program, your audience was fully engaged, amused, and energized from your really 1st words?

Even the better radio personalities have one moment in their show that is slower and less sure than the rest:

The beginning.

For a track star, the 1st steps off the starting block determine the success of the race.

If you're a gifted professional, once you "hit your stride" everything is fine. Those 1st few words of the show are your starting block.

How would be you like a fast & funny Show Open to begin your next show?

How simply about for your next 900 shows?

Comedy Show Opens gives you 900 fast, funny route to begin your show.

Most run simply 5 to 10 seconds.

Some are longer.

All poke gentle fun at yourself, the fantastic earth of radio, or Life In General.

If you use one a day, five days a week, it'll be about 3.6 years before you repeat a line! So what are you waiting for?

Comedy Show Opens is a 105-page e-book (PDF format), accessible for immediate download.